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madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWHAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWHAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

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autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

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kittensandscience:

smootymormonhelldream:

Does Geico have satellite insurance?

And now we know Tony Abbott’s origin

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"Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."

— Unknown (via obsessiveobsessions)r (via livelifetipsy)

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"Science, then, is not like the onion in the often used analogy of stripping away layer after layer to get at some core, central, fundamental truth. Rather it’s like the magic well: no matter how many buckets of water you remove, there’s always another one to be had. Or even better, it’s like the widening ripples on the surface of a pond, the ever larger circumference in touch with more and more of what’s outside the circle, the unknown. This growing forefront is where science occurs… It is a mistake to bob around in the circle of facts instead of riding the wave to the great expanse lying outside the circle."

Stuart Firestein, from Ignorance: How It Drives Science

I was reminded of this quote, which sums up the driving force of the scientific process better than just about anything I’ve ever read, today after watching the latest Vlogbrothers video, in which Hank Green channels his inner Socrates:

"I know one thing, that I know nothing."

Watch Hank admit to being a towering mountain of ignorance (something we should all admit) below…

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geothebio:

fun matching pins for you and your partner who lives 5000 miles away

geothebio:

fun matching pins for you and your partner who lives 5000 miles away

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"It’s 2am and I’m lying in bed with nothing but the idea of you and I."

— every hopeless romantic  (via shescreamsadtr)

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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veganfuckstolemyshoes:

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darning-socks:

"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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